HELIXIABRA.COM PRIVACY POLICY | Helixia

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1. Bienvenue

Sup? By now, you’ve read our Terms of Service. If you haven’t, don’t even think of continuing reading this until you do... seriously, we will beat you if you don’t read the Terms of Service right now. Okay, maybe not, but we will be very disappointed in you.

Now that you have read our Terms of Service, kindly read our Privacy Policy, as it’s just as binding as our terms. You have to read and agree to everything on this page or we can’t let you use our Service. We’d love to let you anyway, but we can’t stand another angry face from our lawyers.

 

2. Definitions

Throughout this document, we may use certain words or phrases, and it is important that you understand the meaning of them. The following is a non-exhaustive list of definitions of words and phrases found in this document:

“Helixia Bra” refers to our company (Helixia LLC), our bras (the ones for sale, not the ones we’re wearing—we’ll make that very clear for all of the nitpicking lawyers reading this), our Site, or our Service, or a combination of some or all of these, depending on the context;
“Privacy Policy” means a, well, privacy policy, but in this context it means the one that appears on this page;
“Service” refers to the services that we provide through our Site, including our ecommerce store and our charming customer service personalities;
“Site” refers to our website, www.HelixiaBra.com;
“User” refers to you, other buyers of our product, and general visitors to our Site;
“You” refers to you, as in “hey you.”

 

3. What you tell us

Identifying Information

We collect certain personal information from you when you sign up to our Service that can be used to identify you, such as your name, e-mail address, credit card info, telephone number, and garment size. The information we collect from you, to the extent that it is private, is disclosed only in accordance with our Terms of Service and/or this Privacy Policy, unless some loser has nothing better to do than hack a bra sales website. But, on our end, we won’t disclose anything you give us outside of how we say we will, and we’ll try to secure out Site.

 

Non-Identifying Information

Whenever you visit our Site, we may collect non-identifying information from you, such as your IP address, referring URL, browser, operating system, cookie information, and Internet Service Provider. Without a subpoena, voluntary compliance on the part of your Internet Service Provider, additional records from a third party, a crystal ball, or a really specific fortune cookie, this information alone cannot usually be used to identify you.

 

4. What we do with it

We may use your information to:

  • Enhance or improve User experience, our Site, or our Service.
  • Process transactions.
  • Send e-mails about our Site or respond to inquiries.
  • Send e-mails and updates about Helixia Bra and other goods or services provided by us.
  • Perform any other function that we believe in good faith is necessary to protect the security or proper functioning of our Site or Service.
  • Print out and make paper-mache out of (kidding… though we do like paper-mache without our customers’ info on it).

 

5. Hiding your tracks

Users may in some cases be able to review and edit the personal information they have provided to us by logging into your account on the Site and editing their account. Although most changes may occur immediately, information may still be stored in a web browser’s cache. We take no responsibility for stored information in your cache, or in other devices that may store information, and disclaim all liability of such. In addition, we may, from time to time, retain residual information about you in our backup and/or database.

In other words, just because you may delete info from our Site, it doesn’t mean that it’s not floating around in cyberspace somewhere, especially if it was originally something public like a comment or a rating. In that case, any crazy person could have collected it while it was posted online and since we don’t know many crazy people, we probably don’t know them and can’t get them to delete their copy.

 

6. Cookies (Yum)

We use cookies to remember your preferences and your shopping cart items. If you disable your cookies, our Site probably won’t work as designed and in any event you’re a real jerk since we went to all of that trouble to try to remember your preferences and you spit in our faces.

 

7. Other people's sites

Helixia Bra may post links to third party websites on its Site. These third party websites are not screened for privacy or security issues by Helixia Bra, and you release us from any liability for the conduct of these third party websites.

Please be aware that this Privacy Policy, and any other policies in place, in addition to any amendments, does not create rights enforceable by third parties or require disclosure of any personal information relating to members of the Service or Site. HelixiaBra.com bears no responsibility for the information collected or used by any advertiser or third party website. Please review the privacy policy and terms of service for each site you visit through third party links. If you click a link on our Site and you somehow end up on a site that’s asking for your credit card information in Russian, you may wish to think twice.

 

8. Passing your info around

Although you are entering into an Agreement with Helixia Bra to disclose your information to us, we do use third party individuals and organizations to assist us, including contractors, web hosts, convicted felons, identity thieves, and others. Of course, we’re kidding about the felons and thieves, but the point is that although we try to hire reputable people to help us, we can’t always make character judgements 100% correctly.

For the above reasons, you hereby agree that for every authorization which you grant to us in this Privacy Policy, you also grant to any third party that we may hire, contract, or otherwise retain the services of for the purpose of operating, maintaining, repairing, or otherwise improving or preserving our website or its underlying files or systems. You agree not to hold us liable for the actions of any of these third parties, even if we would normally be held vicariously liable for their actions, and that you must take legal action against them directly should they commit any tort or other actionable wrong against you.

 

9. The Five-O

At times it may become necessary to release your information in response to a request from a government agency or a private litigant. You agree that we may disclose your information to a third party where we believe, in good faith, that it is desirable to do so for the purposes of a civil action, criminal investigation, or other legal matter. In the event that we receive a subpoena affecting your privacy, we may elect to notify you to give you an opportunity to file a motion to quash the subpoena, or we may attempt to quash it ourselves, but we are not obligated to do either. We may also proactively report you, and release your information to, third parties where we believe that it is prudent to do so for legal reasons, such as our belief that you have engaged in fraudulent activities. You release us from any damages that may arise from or relate to the release of your information to a request from law enforcement agencies or private litigants.

To summarize, if we think you’re getting screwed, because some guy in Bulgaria has filed a lawsuit that says you insulted his dog and wants to get us to release your information, we are more likely to try to inform you to give you an opportunity to respond or maybe even fight it ourselves. But, if the FBI comes to us and tells us that you’re suspected of being some sort of twisted serial killer of prized goldfish, we will likely release your info without telling you.

 

10. We don't spam

By providing information to the Site that forms the basis of communication with you, such as contact information, you waive all rights to file complaints concerning unsolicited email from Helixia Bra since, by providing such information, you agree to receive communication from us other anyone else covered under this Privacy Policy. However, you may unsubscribe from certain communications by notifying Helixia Bra that you no longer wish to receive solicitations or information and we will endeavor to remove you from the database. In other words, we’re not going to send you Russian mail order bride spam or Nigerian letters, but if you still don’t want us to communicate with you with relevant deals, you can get off of that e-mail list, too.

 

11. We're a fortress

We take certain measures to enhance the security of our Site and Service, including SSL certificates and rabid hyenas chained to our computers with customer files on them.   However, we make no representations as to the security or privacy of your information. It is in our interest to keep our website secure, but we recommend that you use anti-virus software, firewalls, and other precautions to protect yourself from security threats.

 

12. Specific privacy rights for Californians (Yes, you're just that special)

Helixia Bra permits residents of California to use its services. Therefore, it is the intent of Helixia Bra to comply with the California Business and Professions Code §§ 22575-22579. If you are a California resident you may request certain information regarding our disclosure of personal information to any third parties for their direct marketing purposes. Various provisions throughout this Privacy Policy address requirements of the Californian privacy statutes. In summary, you must presume that we collect electronic information from all visitors. You may contact us at support@helixiabra.com with any questions, or if you just want to talk, though we’ll probably ignore you unless your question has something to do with our business.

 

13. No kids allowed

Individuals under 18 years of age are not allowed to buy our stuff. If you think someone’s a minor, snitch on them at support@helixiabra.com. If you are snitched on, we may require you to provide suitable proof of age, such as a copy of government identification, or a declaration that you know who the Spice Girls were, in order to continue using our Site and/or Service.

 

14. No borders

Your information may be transferred to - and maintained on - computers located outside of your state, province, country or other governmental jurisdiction where the privacy laws may not be as protective as those in your jurisdiction. If you are located outside the United States and choose to provide information to us, Helixia Bra transfers Personal Information to the United States and processes it there. Your consent to this Privacy Policy followed by your submission of such information represents your agreement to that transfer.

 

15. Changing stuff

Like our Terms of Service, we may amend this Privacy Policy from time to time. When we amend this Agreement, we will place a note on our Site as to when this Privacy Policy was last modified. If you don’t accept the changes, contact us at support@helixiabra.com with details sufficient to identify your account as soon as possible so that we can give you the boot.

 

Last Modified: December 4, 2012

1. Bienvenue

Sup? By now, you’ve read our Terms of Service. If you haven’t, don’t even think of continuing reading this until you do... seriously, we will beat you if you don’t read the Terms of Service right now. Okay, maybe not, but we will be very disappointed in you.

Now that you have read our Terms of Service, kindly read our Privacy Policy, as it’s just as binding as our terms. You have to read and agree to everything on this page or we can’t let you use our Service. We’d love to let you anyway, but we can’t stand another angry face from our lawyers.

 

2. Definitions

Throughout this document, we may use certain words or phrases, and it is important that you understand the meaning of them. The following is a non-exhaustive list of definitions of words and phrases found in this document:

“Helixia Bra” refers to our company (Helixia LLC), our bras (the ones for sale, not the ones we’re wearing—we’ll make that very clear for all of the nitpicking lawyers reading this), our Site, or our Service, or a combination of some or all of these, depending on the context;
“Privacy Policy” means a, well, privacy policy, but in this context it means the one that appears on this page;
“Service” refers to the services that we provide through our Site, including our ecommerce store and our charming customer service personalities;
“Site” refers to our website, www.HelixiaBra.com;
“User” refers to you, other buyers of our product, and general visitors to our Site;
“You” refers to you, as in “hey you.”

 

3. What you tell us

Identifying Information

We collect certain personal information from you when you sign up to our Service that can be used to identify you, such as your name, e-mail address, credit card info, telephone number, and garment size. The information we collect from you, to the extent that it is private, is disclosed only in accordance with our Terms of Service and/or this Privacy Policy, unless some loser has nothing better to do than hack a bra sales website. But, on our end, we won’t disclose anything you give us outside of how we say we will, and we’ll try to secure out Site.

 

Non-Identifying Information

Whenever you visit our Site, we may collect non-identifying information from you, such as your IP address, referring URL, browser, operating system, cookie information, and Internet Service Provider. Without a subpoena, voluntary compliance on the part of your Internet Service Provider, additional records from a third party, a crystal ball, or a really specific fortune cookie, this information alone cannot usually be used to identify you.

 

4. What we do with it

We may use your information to:

  • Enhance or improve User experience, our Site, or our Service.
  • Process transactions.
  • Send e-mails about our Site or respond to inquiries.
  • Send e-mails and updates about Helixia Bra and other goods or services provided by us.
  • Perform any other function that we believe in good faith is necessary to protect the security or proper functioning of our Site or Service.
  • Print out and make paper-mache out of (kidding… though we do like paper-mache without our customers’ info on it).

 

5. Hiding your tracks

Users may in some cases be able to review and edit the personal information they have provided to us by logging into your account on the Site and editing their account. Although most changes may occur immediately, information may still be stored in a web browser’s cache. We take no responsibility for stored information in your cache, or in other devices that may store information, and disclaim all liability of such. In addition, we may, from time to time, retain residual information about you in our backup and/or database.

In other words, just because you may delete info from our Site, it doesn’t mean that it’s not floating around in cyberspace somewhere, especially if it was originally something public like a comment or a rating. In that case, any crazy person could have collected it while it was posted online and since we don’t know many crazy people, we probably don’t know them and can’t get them to delete their copy.

 

6. Cookies (Yum)

We use cookies to remember your preferences and your shopping cart items. If you disable your cookies, our Site probably won’t work as designed and in any event you’re a real jerk since we went to all of that trouble to try to remember your preferences and you spit in our faces.

 

7. Other people's sites

Helixia Bra may post links to third party websites on its Site. These third party websites are not screened for privacy or security issues by Helixia Bra, and you release us from any liability for the conduct of these third party websites.

Please be aware that this Privacy Policy, and any other policies in place, in addition to any amendments, does not create rights enforceable by third parties or require disclosure of any personal information relating to members of the Service or Site. HelixiaBra.com bears no responsibility for the information collected or used by any advertiser or third party website. Please review the privacy policy and terms of service for each site you visit through third party links. If you click a link on our Site and you somehow end up on a site that’s asking for your credit card information in Russian, you may wish to think twice.

 

8. Passing your info around

Although you are entering into an Agreement with Helixia Bra to disclose your information to us, we do use third party individuals and organizations to assist us, including contractors, web hosts, convicted felons, identity thieves, and others. Of course, we’re kidding about the felons and thieves, but the point is that although we try to hire reputable people to help us, we can’t always make character judgements 100% correctly.

For the above reasons, you hereby agree that for every authorization which you grant to us in this Privacy Policy, you also grant to any third party that we may hire, contract, or otherwise retain the services of for the purpose of operating, maintaining, repairing, or otherwise improving or preserving our website or its underlying files or systems. You agree not to hold us liable for the actions of any of these third parties, even if we would normally be held vicariously liable for their actions, and that you must take legal action against them directly should they commit any tort or other actionable wrong against you.

 

9. The Five-O

At times it may become necessary to release your information in response to a request from a government agency or a private litigant. You agree that we may disclose your information to a third party where we believe, in good faith, that it is desirable to do so for the purposes of a civil action, criminal investigation, or other legal matter. In the event that we receive a subpoena affecting your privacy, we may elect to notify you to give you an opportunity to file a motion to quash the subpoena, or we may attempt to quash it ourselves, but we are not obligated to do either. We may also proactively report you, and release your information to, third parties where we believe that it is prudent to do so for legal reasons, such as our belief that you have engaged in fraudulent activities. You release us from any damages that may arise from or relate to the release of your information to a request from law enforcement agencies or private litigants.

To summarize, if we think you’re getting screwed, because some guy in Bulgaria has filed a lawsuit that says you insulted his dog and wants to get us to release your information, we are more likely to try to inform you to give you an opportunity to respond or maybe even fight it ourselves. But, if the FBI comes to us and tells us that you’re suspected of being some sort of twisted serial killer of prized goldfish, we will likely release your info without telling you.

 

10. We don't spam

By providing information to the Site that forms the basis of communication with you, such as contact information, you waive all rights to file complaints concerning unsolicited email from Helixia Bra since, by providing such information, you agree to receive communication from us other anyone else covered under this Privacy Policy. However, you may unsubscribe from certain communications by notifying Helixia Bra that you no longer wish to receive solicitations or information and we will endeavor to remove you from the database. In other words, we’re not going to send you Russian mail order bride spam or Nigerian letters, but if you still don’t want us to communicate with you with relevant deals, you can get off of that e-mail list, too.

 

11. We're a fortress

We take certain measures to enhance the security of our Site and Service, including SSL certificates and rabid hyenas chained to our computers with customer files on them.   However, we make no representations as to the security or privacy of your information. It is in our interest to keep our website secure, but we recommend that you use anti-virus software, firewalls, and other precautions to protect yourself from security threats.

 

12. Specific privacy rights for Californians (Yes, you're just that special)

Helixia Bra permits residents of California to use its services. Therefore, it is the intent of Helixia Bra to comply with the California Business and Professions Code §§ 22575-22579. If you are a California resident you may request certain information regarding our disclosure of personal information to any third parties for their direct marketing purposes. Various provisions throughout this Privacy Policy address requirements of the Californian privacy statutes. In summary, you must presume that we collect electronic information from all visitors. You may contact us at support@helixiabra.com with any questions, or if you just want to talk, though we’ll probably ignore you unless your question has something to do with our business.

 

13. No kids allowed

Individuals under 18 years of age are not allowed to buy our stuff. If you think someone’s a minor, snitch on them at support@helixiabra.com. If you are snitched on, we may require you to provide suitable proof of age, such as a copy of government identification, or a declaration that you know who the Spice Girls were, in order to continue using our Site and/or Service.

 

14. No borders

Your information may be transferred to - and maintained on - computers located outside of your state, province, country or other governmental jurisdiction where the privacy laws may not be as protective as those in your jurisdiction. If you are located outside the United States and choose to provide information to us, Helixia Bra transfers Personal Information to the United States and processes it there. Your consent to this Privacy Policy followed by your submission of such information represents your agreement to that transfer.

 

15. Changing stuff

Like our Terms of Service, we may amend this Privacy Policy from time to time. When we amend this Agreement, we will place a note on our Site as to when this Privacy Policy was last modified. If you don’t accept the changes, contact us at support@helixiabra.com with details sufficient to identify your account as soon as possible so that we can give you the boot.

 

Last Modified: December 4, 2012

1. Bienvenue

Sup? By now, you’ve read our Terms of Service. If you haven’t, don’t even think of continuing reading this until you do... seriously, we will beat you if you don’t read the Terms of Service right now. Okay, maybe not, but we will be very disappointed in you.

Now that you have read our Terms of Service, kindly read our Privacy Policy, as it’s just as binding as our terms. You have to read and agree to everything on this page or we can’t let you use our Service. We’d love to let you anyway, but we can’t stand another angry face from our lawyers.

 

2. Definitions

Throughout this document, we may use certain words or phrases, and it is important that you understand the meaning of them. The following is a non-exhaustive list of definitions of words and phrases found in this document:

“Helixia Bra” refers to our company (Helixia LLC), our bras (the ones for sale, not the ones we’re wearing—we’ll make that very clear for all of the nitpicking lawyers reading this), our Site, or our Service, or a combination of some or all of these, depending on the context;
“Privacy Policy” means a, well, privacy policy, but in this context it means the one that appears on this page;
“Service” refers to the services that we provide through our Site, including our ecommerce store and our charming customer service personalities;
“Site” refers to our website, www.HelixiaBra.com;
“User” refers to you, other buyers of our product, and general visitors to our Site;
“You” refers to you, as in “hey you.”

 

3. What you tell us

Identifying Information

We collect certain personal information from you when you sign up to our Service that can be used to identify you, such as your name, e-mail address, credit card info, telephone number, and garment size. The information we collect from you, to the extent that it is private, is disclosed only in accordance with our Terms of Service and/or this Privacy Policy, unless some loser has nothing better to do than hack a bra sales website. But, on our end, we won’t disclose anything you give us outside of how we say we will, and we’ll try to secure out Site.

 

Non-Identifying Information

Whenever you visit our Site, we may collect non-identifying information from you, such as your IP address, referring URL, browser, operating system, cookie information, and Internet Service Provider. Without a subpoena, voluntary compliance on the part of your Internet Service Provider, additional records from a third party, a crystal ball, or a really specific fortune cookie, this information alone cannot usually be used to identify you.

 

4. What we do with it

We may use your information to:

  • Enhance or improve User experience, our Site, or our Service.
  • Process transactions.
  • Send e-mails about our Site or respond to inquiries.
  • Send e-mails and updates about Helixia Bra and other goods or services provided by us.
  • Perform any other function that we believe in good faith is necessary to protect the security or proper functioning of our Site or Service.
  • Print out and make paper-mache out of (kidding… though we do like paper-mache without our customers’ info on it).

 

5. Hiding your tracks

Users may in some cases be able to review and edit the personal information they have provided to us by logging into your account on the Site and editing their account. Although most changes may occur immediately, information may still be stored in a web browser’s cache. We take no responsibility for stored information in your cache, or in other devices that may store information, and disclaim all liability of such. In addition, we may, from time to time, retain residual information about you in our backup and/or database.

In other words, just because you may delete info from our Site, it doesn’t mean that it’s not floating around in cyberspace somewhere, especially if it was originally something public like a comment or a rating. In that case, any crazy person could have collected it while it was posted online and since we don’t know many crazy people, we probably don’t know them and can’t get them to delete their copy.

 

6. Cookies (Yum)

We use cookies to remember your preferences and your shopping cart items. If you disable your cookies, our Site probably won’t work as designed and in any event you’re a real jerk since we went to all of that trouble to try to remember your preferences and you spit in our faces.

 

7. Other people's sites

Helixia Bra may post links to third party websites on its Site. These third party websites are not screened for privacy or security issues by Helixia Bra, and you release us from any liability for the conduct of these third party websites.

Please be aware that this Privacy Policy, and any other policies in place, in addition to any amendments, does not create rights enforceable by third parties or require disclosure of any personal information relating to members of the Service or Site. HelixiaBra.com bears no responsibility for the information collected or used by any advertiser or third party website. Please review the privacy policy and terms of service for each site you visit through third party links. If you click a link on our Site and you somehow end up on a site that’s asking for your credit card information in Russian, you may wish to think twice.

 

8. Passing your info around

Although you are entering into an Agreement with Helixia Bra to disclose your information to us, we do use third party individuals and organizations to assist us, including contractors, web hosts, convicted felons, identity thieves, and others. Of course, we’re kidding about the felons and thieves, but the point is that although we try to hire reputable people to help us, we can’t always make character judgements 100% correctly.

For the above reasons, you hereby agree that for every authorization which you grant to us in this Privacy Policy, you also grant to any third party that we may hire, contract, or otherwise retain the services of for the purpose of operating, maintaining, repairing, or otherwise improving or preserving our website or its underlying files or systems. You agree not to hold us liable for the actions of any of these third parties, even if we would normally be held vicariously liable for their actions, and that you must take legal action against them directly should they commit any tort or other actionable wrong against you.

 

9. The Five-O

At times it may become necessary to release your information in response to a request from a government agency or a private litigant. You agree that we may disclose your information to a third party where we believe, in good faith, that it is desirable to do so for the purposes of a civil action, criminal investigation, or other legal matter. In the event that we receive a subpoena affecting your privacy, we may elect to notify you to give you an opportunity to file a motion to quash the subpoena, or we may attempt to quash it ourselves, but we are not obligated to do either. We may also proactively report you, and release your information to, third parties where we believe that it is prudent to do so for legal reasons, such as our belief that you have engaged in fraudulent activities. You release us from any damages that may arise from or relate to the release of your information to a request from law enforcement agencies or private litigants.

To summarize, if we think you’re getting screwed, because some guy in Bulgaria has filed a lawsuit that says you insulted his dog and wants to get us to release your information, we are more likely to try to inform you to give you an opportunity to respond or maybe even fight it ourselves. But, if the FBI comes to us and tells us that you’re suspected of being some sort of twisted serial killer of prized goldfish, we will likely release your info without telling you.

 

10. We don't spam

By providing information to the Site that forms the basis of communication with you, such as contact information, you waive all rights to file complaints concerning unsolicited email from Helixia Bra since, by providing such information, you agree to receive communication from us other anyone else covered under this Privacy Policy. However, you may unsubscribe from certain communications by notifying Helixia Bra that you no longer wish to receive solicitations or information and we will endeavor to remove you from the database. In other words, we’re not going to send you Russian mail order bride spam or Nigerian letters, but if you still don’t want us to communicate with you with relevant deals, you can get off of that e-mail list, too.

 

11. We're a fortress

We take certain measures to enhance the security of our Site and Service, including SSL certificates and rabid hyenas chained to our computers with customer files on them.   However, we make no representations as to the security or privacy of your information. It is in our interest to keep our website secure, but we recommend that you use anti-virus software, firewalls, and other precautions to protect yourself from security threats.

 

12. Specific privacy rights for Californians (Yes, you're just that special)

Helixia Bra permits residents of California to use its services. Therefore, it is the intent of Helixia Bra to comply with the California Business and Professions Code §§ 22575-22579. If you are a California resident you may request certain information regarding our disclosure of personal information to any third parties for their direct marketing purposes. Various provisions throughout this Privacy Policy address requirements of the Californian privacy statutes. In summary, you must presume that we collect electronic information from all visitors. You may contact us at support@helixiabra.com with any questions, or if you just want to talk, though we’ll probably ignore you unless your question has something to do with our business.

 

13. No kids allowed

Individuals under 18 years of age are not allowed to buy our stuff. If you think someone’s a minor, snitch on them at support@helixiabra.com. If you are snitched on, we may require you to provide suitable proof of age, such as a copy of government identification, or a declaration that you know who the Spice Girls were, in order to continue using our Site and/or Service.

 

14. No borders

Your information may be transferred to - and maintained on - computers located outside of your state, province, country or other governmental jurisdiction where the privacy laws may not be as protective as those in your jurisdiction. If you are located outside the United States and choose to provide information to us, Helixia Bra transfers Personal Information to the United States and processes it there. Your consent to this Privacy Policy followed by your submission of such information represents your agreement to that transfer.

 

15. Changing stuff

Like our Terms of Service, we may amend this Privacy Policy from time to time. When we amend this Agreement, we will place a note on our Site as to when this Privacy Policy was last modified. If you don’t accept the changes, contact us at support@helixiabra.com with details sufficient to identify your account as soon as possible so that we can give you the boot.

 

Last Modified: December 4, 2012

 

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